By the numbers:
liters of liquor the 4 of us destroyed Thurs-Sat: 7ish- Jack, Crown, vodka, gin, Jaeger, Aristocrat Bourbon (1.75L of fiery hell).
# of Durex needed to safely complete weekend: fiftyleven
lbs. of scrimp destructified on Sat: 20
Beers Davis drank simultaneously at dance club: 4
Wars Hoblin one against the forces of Troy: 1
Times Pirotte loathed himself: 7
Inappropriate stories/jokes Murray told Fri & Sat: 73
Directors of Graduate Programs that brought mini-kegs: 1
Times Hoblin and I were beat at MonkeyBalls: 0
Davis relatives that got drunk: 4
People who slept in living rooms: 4-7
Total hours spent delayed in airports: ~24 if you count Hoblin's sleepover in the Chi
"And we call ourselves, the Aristocrats"
2 comments:
Sex! Gross! Don't want to know who.
Good to see you all misbehaved. I'm sorry I missed it, but I'm guessin you aren't.
Well done fellas!! Wish I could have been there.
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