IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH
But J-kids say...correcting run-on sentences...
Look for a green car that's my mom's Chevy.
"Corrected" version received:
Look for a green car that's my mom's Chevy and somebody's done stole it.
Or......
"After the terrorists attacked the World Trade Center, it had to be
closed a couple of weeks."
or.....
"After a fatal accident, he was temporarily paralyzed from the neck down.
Eugene O'Neill won three pullet surprises.
Or how about...
She was best friends with the next store neighbor.
Or...
Julius Caesar was Marc Antony's closet friend.
Or...
John Steinbeck wrote the classic "Of My Cement."
Or...
Donald Trump had great success in this doggy dog world.
And these kids were being edited by an English teacher. I thought my English was bad, but I guess it's good I am there now.
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