After last weekend's revelry with Hobs and Lee, Pizzow was down here in NC for an extended weekend this week. The numbers (Pizzy to follow with pics):
Fluid ounces of coffee consumed: 100
Basketball games played: 5
Basketball games won: 3
Bowls of Pizzy's salmon pasta dish: 8
Number Matt ate: 1/2
Songs rocked on Guitar Hero: 8-10
Wed Anderson films watched: 2
Wes Anderson quote text messages sent: 7
Times we were hit on just for looking like we could slang some pipe: 3
Times Pizzy served as "expert guest speaker" for my writing class: 1
Times Pizzy served as more "guest" than "expert": 1
NC co-eds' knees that hit the deck when Pizzy mentioned medical school: 4
Epic boobies: 2
Number of test tube shots consumed at party: 60
Milliliters of Johnny Walker consumed at party: 1000
Times Pizzy stumbled in on Jesus, Dikembe Mutumbo, and Mia from Pulp Fiction smoking weed and talking about the transcendent nature of Radiohead: 1
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well that explains the message i got this weekend... always misbehavin
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