Drunk enough

Boston numbers. You guys can add any that I may have missed...

10 - minutes, between Davis arriving in Boston and when Leah and I arrived (good job on getting air traffic control to hook that up D)

8 - number of awkward hugs at the airport

55 - minutes spent playing Nintendo Wii on our first night in Boston before we hit the pillows.

2 - hours before noon that we starting drinking screwdrivers on the first full day in Boston

1.5 - screwdrivers Murray had before he realized he needed to "slow down"

30 - price in dollars we spent for each ticket to watch Dice-K dominate the Braves in Fenway park.

3 - rounds of Captain shots we did before we left for the bars on saturday because we weren't drunk enough

12 - number of beers Davis bought to chug while we waited for the train

15 - length, in minutes of conversation Davis had with Anne in German (they were either talking about Murray being a loser or Paul Revere being overrated)

25 - approximate number of frightened looks I received from the lead singer of an 80s rock cover band as I was apparently spooking her with my dancing/jumping and overenthusiastic attitude towards their renditions of killer Journey tunes.

3 - girls I was with in a cab when Law and Davis stayed back to catch the next cab (I thought they were staying to go to another club and I was mad that they had succeeded in ditching me with all the women, it should be noted that they actually beat us back to Laws place)

1 - number of lesbian makeout sessions we saw as we drove around Harvard's campus

1 - number of fights we saw (congrats to all those who put their money on "the under" for the weekend)

0 - number of fights we started (though Davis may have been close to changing this figure)

3 - awkward hugs as we left for the airport

1 - number of Midwest Airline Flight 62's from Boston to KC through Milwaukee canceled due to mechanical problems.

1 - number of party buses I got to go on in Boston instead of being in bed in Lawrence (Thank you Midwest Airlines)

1.75 - Liters of Seagrams brought on to the bus

45 - minutes it lasted before we had to stop at a liquor store

12 - approximate number of times I said "not drunk enough" immediately before chugging whiskey

1 - times Davis hung upside down on the party bus

3 - rounds of shots at the bar (that is based on my pictures, not my memories because I don't remember any of them)

After this I don't so much remember numbers. I do remember running away from the party bus, without saying anything to anyone, towards the subway when someone yelled at me but I think I just kept going towards the subway. Then I remember saying to the ticket lady at the subway "I'm not from Boston, I am in a hurry, I need help and I am very drunk." She responded with "What else is new?" Eventually I made it back to the hotel where I woke up Leah and apparently put on an impressive display of puking and farting loudly. She also says I fell down many times. Which helps to explain some bruises. As it turns out, I was indeed "drunk enough."