Hummer was in Charlotte this weekend on business, so I drove down there to help burn down the city. Here's our Friday by the numbers:
Birthplaces of Dale Earnhardt Jr. visited: 1 (Kannapolis, NC)
Domestic beers, cigars, and BBQ sandwiches: $200
girls that began chatting us up while we stoagied: 4
cooter piercings on our countrified waitress: ≥ 3
black-belt lesbians that said I was "yummy": 1
pairs of hottie-fatties: 2
girls Dru hit on: ≥14
high fives: 12
"Crawl away and die" scowls: 1
scowlers Dru was tonguing within 4 minutes: 1
scowlers with the word "Damien" tramp-stamped on them: 1
Fatties Matty D couldn't keep from cock-blocking: 1 (sorry man)
Booby-bars named "Twin Peeks" that we should have gone to: 1
Boston, here we come...
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Nicely done boys, we'll have to throw up some numbers when the Boston trip happens.
Prediction: 4: Number of drinks it takes for Murray to get drunk.
5 ; Number of drinks we will force Murray to have in the first hour. Cheers
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