Monday, February 26, 2007
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Whats up cats and kittens? Leebo here with an update in his life. The girlfriend Leah, for Murray its "that one girl that came down with me for Logan and Romo's wedding", just graduated and got a job in KC. I'll be moving out of the ranch in Hoyt and into a place in Lawrence with her. You are all welcome to stay there if you've had too much Gumby's to eat and cannot drive. It will probably smell better than Drew Hummer's house because Leah is a girl, and girls like things that smell fruity. This decision obviously means that Cheryl is gonna have one more reason to pray for Matty and his friends, but at least I'll be closer to those tasty wings at Jefferson's.
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Congratulations. I'm so happy to hear that you're hetero. You've made a good choice.
You better upgrade from your last apartment in Lawrence, not to say that the continuous smell of cheech wasn't great, but when I come into town I expect some great accommodations.
I think the wings at Jefferson's are better and most likely cheaper than the ones at the Jaywalker, which makes me happy to hear you'll have a good reason to deliver them to my doorstep on gameday. Then we can start quoting "The Life Aquatic".
I think Pizzy is trying to say "congrats..."
Saturday, Law, is the Jewish day of rest. I don't cook, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn the oven on, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING CHEECH! Shomer Shabbos!
I'll tell her that you all said "congrats". Though you all should know that she cheated through most of school. She also hates grandmas and puppies.
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