Monday, April 17, 2006

Yes, that looks like Tyler Bailey...

As promised, the transcript to the screaming German video. I've included the most common and most ridiculous utterances...
"Starte das Speil du Hurensohn!" - Start the game you son of a whore!
"Ich sage es dir nur noch einmal..." - I'm only going to tell you one more time (threatening the screen)
Singing: "Jetzt geht's los, jetzt geht's looooooos" - Here it goes, here it goooooooes
After running out of breath... "Positiv denken, positiv denken" - Think positive, think positive
Crazy laughter... "Jetzt geht's los... friss das du Hurensohn, friss das, ich habe ihn umgebracht... WOOOO!" - Here it goes... gorge on that you son of a whore, gorge on it, I killed him! WOOOOO!
"WOOOAAAH, WOOOOAAAAH, FEHLMELDUNG, WAS? WOOOAAAAH!" - scream, scream, Error screen, what? scream some more
Finds and replaces key on keyboard, "Haha, ich brauche keine Hilfe, ich brauche keine Hilfe" - Haha, I don't need any help, I don't need any help
The rest, before the final freak out, is a combo of the above statements, lots of "Hurensohn" and a few "I will shoot and kill you alls" mixed in. He may also throw a curveball in there, Hurengeschwister, which I have never heard, but would be "sibling of a whore"

Now that I look again, this is quite possibly staged as the bashing of the keyboard in Rd. 1 wouldn't facilitate much killing on his end later on. Still might be fun to see if you can pick out the German phrases, and be sure to practice at home.
-D

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